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no matter weather im on the net, or looking at pictures ect,the page im on un - highlights,so i have to keep clicking on to it to type or scroll down.ive tried malwarebytes,ad aware,avg,microsoft security essentials,spybot s+d,and a couple of hijack places.id anyone has any idea id like the help! thank you

why does someone spray the ball with a white blob? its not all the time,just sometimes!

i watched the onion movie tonight and we are having a debate!! the line of porn stars,one of them says f**k me with your big c*ock into the mic,was that lisa kudrow? help settle an argument! thanks

ive just bought the new 5m pixel samsung g600.can anyone tell me if you can change the sms tone please??

my dad said to me the other day,that it was a "dot on the card" that something was going to happen.ive used this before aswell,i kno it means that something is definalty going to happen,but where does the saying come from?

ive done the so called 5 R's,reset re load ect,and it started working.for all of a day,then it went back to showing the apple and the exclaimation file again.does anyone have a suggestion(no throw it in the bin or silly ones please!) youd be a life saver if it would work again

ive been given a frozen trout,(caught and frozen within 2 hours,been in freezer a week)but it still has scales and guts.if i thaw it out and remove scales and guts is it ok to eat?i wasnt sure as guts normally removed right away.please help! thank you

in the uk there is an advert for weetabix,they play music in the background,i remember it from my childhood,for some reason i get a mental picture of people dancing like egyptians wearing fez hats!! please help!

a blonde was walking by the side of a river,when a man calls over to her "excuse me love,can you tell me how to get to the other side?? "she laughs at this and calls-"duuur you ARE on the other side"! next one...... a blonde woman calls 911(999) and tells the operator she needs the fire department. they answer and she screams "help help my house is on fire" the fireman replies "now now calm down-how do we get there?" she thinks about this and replies-"dont you have a big red truck??"

i know that in the uk it is 16,and in the netherlands its 14,but are there any lower?