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Yeah I came back to this website. Yes this is the original papercut. From 2009. I'm not as funny as I used to be. https://twitter.com/geographychick

  • Have you ever had to call 911?

    Tell me your stories!

    I saw a car flip over on the highway.

    There was a pedophile that came to my place of work (a summer swimming pool).

    I saw a dad beating up this little kid as I drove by on the side of the highway.

    14 AntwortenAdolescentvor 8 Jahren
  • Do you ever have to pee but you're too lazy to get up?

    Lazy people, unite!

    20 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Your favorite 1Directioner?

    I find Harry Styles' name quite ironic. and he's gay for Louis Tomlinson. They sleep naked together.

    Zayn is a muslim. and Niall looks like a 15 year-old. Liam is just eh.

    But those are just my observations. Who is your fave?

    18 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Do you have parents/have you had parents in the military?

    My dad and his dad (my grampa) we're both in the Air Force. My sister is doing Air Force ROTC and I am planning on enlisting.

    What has your life been like as a brat?

    I've moved nine times and been to five different schools. My parents couldn't pick me up on 9/11 because they shut down the military base. My dad served in the Gulf War.

    5 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Do you need to shave right now?

    Eh I'm getting a bit lazy.

    BQ: Dream job?

    19 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Would you rather.. .?

    Age only from the neck up or the neck down.

    8 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Hey, are you a prude?

    It seems like everyone in this section is. Just what I have observed...

    Personally I don't have a problem with teenagers having sex as long as they are being safe and are pleased with their decision. My mother wasn't a virgin when she got married and my parents have been together for 22 years.

    13 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • What do you want to change in this world?

    Also...Republican or Democrat?

    10 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • Do you smoke or drink?

    Can I seriously ask why, as I am a 17 year-old who doesn't even know what alcohol tastes like. So..

    Why do you smoke cigarettes, marijuana, drink alcohol?

    Where do you get it from?

    Alone or with friends?

    22 AntwortenAdolescentvor 9 Jahren
  • S e x r e v e n g e? (;?

    A few months ago me and this one chick hooked up and she got me sick. Now I'm sick with some virus and I found out I'm gonna have the house to myself for a few hours and I reallyyy wanna invite her over for payback. Good idea or no?

    Oh & if you're gonna ***** at me for having sex then go away. I'm 18 and I know the consequences. Kthxbai

    12 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • Do you know if 18 year olds are legally allowed to refuse medical care?

    I can't find the answer anywhere but I'm so sick of going to the freaking hospital all the time. All I have is a 104 degree fever....!

    14 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • Are there even any legitimate sex questions on here?

    They all just seem incredibly preposterous and fake. So for fun, why don't you come up with your best story!

    Like...I'm a male and I got impregernated by my Kyrgyzstani pimp, and now we're living happily in Alaska with the penguins.

    ^^That's how stupid some of these questions seem!

    18 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • Do you think it's silly to pass up an ivy league school for a local college?

    I got accepted into Yale U as well as Penn State, but I really want to stay in my home state and just go to U of Maryland.

    I have an opportunity to coach a HS cross-country team (which would be an absolute dream of mine) plus I don't want to have ridiculously high tuition costs after I graduate. Best option here?

    12 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • So guys? A little support here? (I LOVE YOU)?

    My doctor just called and I have to go to the ER. But I can't go until my sister goes to work. So I decided to come on here...my beloved yahoo!answers (:

    I have to go get this major heart surgery with extremely low survival rates done. So can you just pray for me? Or wish me well?

    I'm so scared and worried and gah. To any of my contacts I love you all (; Last question on Y!A for the win!!

    35 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • A question for the ladiesss?

    Would you be mad/unhappy if your future husband had hooked up with a bunch of girls in high school? Just wondering

    I've only had 2 partners so eh? But I'm not done with HS yet.

    25 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • If you only had a month to live, how would you spend it?

    Realistically! I'm 18 and there is a possibility that I'll have a heart complication. I'm taking each day as it comes but without surgery only supposed to survive until the end of January.

    I still have to go to school and I don't own my own car. Also, I'm frequently sick (throwing up, dizzy, chest pain) so I can't do too much.

    & I haven't told any of my friends about this yet. Should I? When?

    16 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • What are some of your quirks?

    Describe what makes you WEIRD!

    -I like waking up early (6am on weekends)

    -I'm always wearing socks

    -My favorite foods are cereal and soup !

    I'm really bored if you can't tell haha :P

    12 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt
  • What's the longest you've stayed awake for (and slept)?

    I stayed up for 3 days, then after that I slept for 19 straight hours. No peeing or eating either. My sister tried to wake me up by literally jumping on top of me and banging pots...but I was out. Hahaha

    23 AntwortenAdolescentvor 1 Jahrzehnt