Ryan D

... if EVE is supposed to be scanning for lifeforms, then why does she shoot everything that moves?

My vote goes for "literally."

..... one of the following, which one would you get rid of?

-internet

-books/magazines/newspapers

-television (and no TV shows on the internet either)

-movies (ditto for internet movies)

-music

What if you had to go without two of them? Three? Four?

They all look like the Children of the Corn. You can give your avatar grey hair and a beard and it will still look like it's in middle school. What's the deal?

According to NORAD's Santa tracker (http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html), Santa completely skipped over Iran, a country with over 70 million people, about 0.2% of whom are Christian. He managed to visit every single country bordering Iran though. Something's not right.

Is NORAD politicizing Christmas?

and will instead be leaving good stiff gin'n'tonic on the hearth for Santa?

He needs it by the time he gets this far South.

And do you think it will be climate change, global famine, global fresh water shortage, pandemic, nuclear war, or other?

And get neat again at the top of the next page?

Younger children pick up languages a lot easier than teenagers do, so why wait?

And by that I don't mean something general like "Being in God's glory" or whatever.

I mean, how do you imagine the day-to-day routine in Heaven or whatever you believe in. What is there to do that could possibly keep a person occupied for all eternity?

I know we can only guess at it, but from what I've seen so far in art and other descriptions, Heaven looks pretty boring.

Or worse, have you ever stolen a pet name an ex called you and used it?

I've had several significant others I've called "Pooky"

I mean we could exchange text messages back and forth for an hour, or we could simply TALK for two minutes and communicate the same thing.

Why do some people always insist on texting? I understand they're convenient from time to time... but not for conversations.

It looks so wrong, and according the the dictionary, it IS wrong.