DAVID H

i've been doing a bit of cleaning work for extra money. How the hell do you put up with snobbery and stop yourself from ramming a p*ssy mob mop in some of these holier than thou d*ckheads you come across???

friend of mine is pregnant and would like to hear some good ideas for names (both sexes)

were they bullied at school? penis envy? phsyco? scared to mug real people? or is it the ones selling the protection software???

With all this health and safety,molly codlin by the goverment, can't do this, can't do that, what do you think this will do to the natural selection of our species, are we going to end up overpopulated with weaklings?

"i am not very happy acting pleased whenever prominent scientists overmagnify intellectual enlightenment"

A few days ago i asked a question about a guy on german answers that got thousands of points in a day without answering any questions at all. Its just been removed, anyone know why that might be?

I left home this morning at 5 am, spent allday working on site, drove home 50 miles in the rush hour, then had to drive my wife another 40 miles to look at a car, got a takeaway because it was too late to cook, settled down on the sofa to watch a bit of TV, and spent the last 2 hours listening to them make balloon animals.of wich everyone has popped and listened to them argue about why they keep popping, is this normal? do you know how loud making balloon animals is? am i being a grouch?

would sign a form stating that if they break the law in this country would suffer a muslim punishment? e.g. hands chopped off for theft, death for blasthemy etc.

not many i think, they have got lots to say but still choose to live in our wonderful country. if we are so bad, WHY???

thats gotta be the hungriest person in the word.

please stand up please stand up

i do it and iv'e seen other people do it.

he just answered a question about scottish rugby with a load of abuse, dick head.

like anne robinson getting a slap from a contestant on the walk of shame or pete from bb getting interviewed on blue peter etc

do these tv home makeover programs ever do anyones home that really need it or are skint, they only seem to do people with nice three bedroom houses, never seen a council flat madeover.